Source: Groklaw by way of LinuxJournal
The story I’m linking to was reported on Jan 30, 2007 so I’m late to the party. It looks like it was Dugg long before.
Nevertheless, I figured all us Mac folks could get a laugh at it.
Long live OS X.
It would seem Microsoft wants to patent a method to cripple the OS in the same way Sony is crippling Gran Turismo for PS3. I think the original PS3 link is here.
If you don’t know, the PS3 game would reportedly cost over $970 if you buy all the tracks. Sony gives a few cars and tracks. If you want more, you have to pony up the cash.
Of course, our charitable fiends(sic) at Microsoft are following – not innovating – the Sony model:
— Microsoft fantasy scenario — (My hyperbole of the situation)
Microsoft will give you a basic OS but if you want to speed your network up past 10Mbps it will cost you dearly.
Oh. Those SATA drives? Well …. you’ll have to pay us to unlock the full throughput. RAID functionality will be $1900.00.
Do you want to throw those files in the trash? Mmm. That’ll be $4 per megabyte.
Empty it? Ohh. That’s gonna be extra.
Wow. You want to create a PowerPoint containing more than two charts? Well, that’s past your basic subscription so it’s gonna be $5 per extra chart.
You’ve bought that nice new Firewire drive? Oooh. You’ve already got a USB MIDI controller attached. You’ve exceeded your external device quota. It’ll be $30.99 for two more external devices.
What’s that? Your broadband connection is 8Mbps? You’ve only paid for 1Mbps. We have a three year subscription that will make your connection more valuable. It will benefit you as a consumer. Click to accept.
You get the picture ad. nauseum.
Whoever approves that patent should be deported to Neptune without an oxygen tank (since Pluto isn’t a planet any more).



